Thursday, March 25, 2004

Eric Neel on Page 2 wants to give Garret Anderson a nickname. As Neel eloquently states, "Garret Anderson is a fine ballplayer but he has the name of a CPA or a middle school science teacher. We need to spice this man up. We need to speak of him the way folks once spoke of the ancient masters, men like Peach Pie O'Connor and Dom 'The Little Professor' DiMaggio."

I mentioned the difficulty in finding G.A. an appropriate nickname here. (I've never been able to make that work, by the way, where the link takes you to the correct entry. If that didn't work, it's the "Ace Washburn" heading below.)

For some reason, Garret's unfluffable calm makes me think of these immortal words from Andre 3000:

What's cooler than being cool?

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